Attempted Murder Crows T-Shirt

$24.00

A witty take on the collective noun for crows, this design plays on the phrase “murder of crows” with two birds and a wink. Made for anyone who enjoys dark humor and clever animal puns.

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Description

Ever heard a group of crows called a murder? This design turns that bit of wordplay into a joke you can wear. Two crows sit beside the phrase “Attempted Murder,” a sly nod to the collective noun that makes the shirt a conversation starter.

What this design says

  • Dark humor: A playful twist on a grim-sounding phrase.
  • Smart animal pun: Built around a real term birdwatchers and nature lovers will recognize.
  • Sarcastic edge: Good for anyone with a dry sense of humor.

Good for

This one suits friends who appreciate a bit of morbid wit, especially bird lovers, nature fans, and anyone who enjoys a good pun. It also works as a lighthearted gift for someone who gets a laugh out of clever, slightly dark jokes.

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