Description
Every holiday table has someone guarding the greens and someone sneaking toward the pie. This shirt is for the first kind of person, or for anyone who finds the rule funny. The graphic reads “No Pie Before You Eat Greens” and keeps the joke simple and easy to read.
Who It’s For
- Thanksgiving hosts who want a bit of food humor on the holiday
- Parents and grandparents who enforce the eat-your-veggies-first rule
- Dessert lovers who know the pie is worth the wait
- Guests looking for a conversation starter at the dinner table
It also makes a light gift for someone who takes holiday dinner a little too seriously, or who has a standing joke about pumpkin pie.
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