Dead Serious About Flossing Skeleton T-Shirt

$24.00

A retro skateboarding skeleton caught mid-floss, with a deadpan message about sick skate moves and dental hygiene. Silly, a little morbid, and very much on purpose.

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Description

Some people take skateboarding seriously. Some people take flossing seriously. This design takes both seriously, and that’s the joke. A retro-style skeleton rider pulls off a flossing move on his board, playing it completely straight while the whole scene stays ridiculous.

What the design says

The wording plays on the phrase “dead serious,” pairing it with two very different passions: landing tricks and keeping your teeth clean. It’s a lighthearted take on skate culture and everyday self-care, with a skeleton to tie it together.

Who it might suit

  • Skateboarders who enjoy a bit of skull-and-bones humor
  • Dental professionals who appreciate a flossing joke
  • Fans of dance trends and playful skeleton graphics
  • Anyone who likes streetwear with a sense of humor

A fun pick for a skater friend, a dental team gift, or a laugh for yourself.

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